the winner is ....mike lee....senator of utah for his acting role as an expert on poverty. his mimicking of paul ryan and his knowledge of poverty and hunger deserves every award that could possibly be given to him. not to mention his dramatic turn around from someone who in off election years supported and promoted cuts to the benefits of those he now professes to be in support of....the poor. congratulations mike lee.
---best actress in a leading role in the fight against homelessness
the winner is... michelle obama....by unanimous vote. the fotus impeccably portrayed concern for the poor and their well being while wearing a $12,000 dress to state dinners and taking 4 million dollar vacations. her undaunted spirit of giving was only over shadowed by her willingness to take.
---best animated program in the fight against homelessness
the winner is....the congress and senate. in an unpredecented animated debate, argument and display of partisan politics these two governmental bodies managed to put in the performance of the decade by cutting snap benefits not once...but twice....with arms flailing and tongues wagging. their refusal to extend unemployment benefits for the millions of americans out of work portrayed only the highest acting ability in their on screen portrayal of concerned politicians their concern for the american public they were voted to represent deserves only the highest homeless award.
---best cinematography in the fight against homelessness
the winner is....all the planning councils on poverty and homelessness. their graphic displays of homeless populations and their very detailed ten year plans go unmatched. the detail of each chart, graph and plan were laid out only with the utmost careful planning and thought. ten years in the making, these plans deserve only the highest of honors.
---best costume design
the winner is....paul ryan. while attempting to champion those americans caught in poverty and unemployment mr ryan was impeccably dressed in the best suits available and could only be described as fittingly appropriate. the suits were matched only by his total sincerity when he professed to be an expert on poverty and the causes surrounding it.
---best directing in the fight against homelessness
the winner is...the cities and communities that have declared homelesscide. in their attempt to shift and isolate the homeless these cities have achieved what only could be called the utmost professionalism in locating, isolating and shifting the homeless out of their business districts. with total disregard for any viable alternative or aid to the homeless these municipalities exhibited only what could be called the best directed effort since the rounding up of stray wolves in the northwest.
---best foreign language in the fight against homelessness
the winner is....russia. in their effort to put forth their best face during the olympics the russian government showed extraordinary effort and coordination and determination in locating and moving their poor and homeless to...well...somewhere.
congratulations mr putin
the homeless community and those fighting poverty and hunger daily sincerely thank each and every one of you for your valiant effort.
and now you can pick up your trophy at your convenience. thank you . good nite